Some people come here for my Fortran page. Others want my PhD thesis titled Quantum Waveguide Theory (which is available from the UWA library) or my Honours thesis titled Quantum Chaos in Second Harmonic Generation - Stu.

Monday 10 November 2008

Lockout Failure

At last a government that is prepared to do a study and then backdown from their ideas.

Something that any Australian who spent time in the UK would have known.

Thursday 16 October 2008


Yet another example of our draconian government. When will it stop?

Monday 15 September 2008

Sunday 10 August 2008

Fuse'n around

Another trip on the Lower Murray, 1.8m and a great run. Loving the Wavesport Fuse.

Friday 20 June 2008

At last

Some one starts thinking about climate change in a logical fashon... and its a physicist.

Saturday 14 June 2008


What is it that makes shite more sophisticated that shit?

Sunday 18 May 2008

I love vendors

They are always sending you useful items


Faced with not enough caramello ice-cream, Tim and I had to resort to the "diet" ice-cream and let my lovely wife have the "non-diet" ice-cream.

We felt really ripped off.

Saturday 17 May 2008


The Rudd government is adding a tax to pre-mix "lolly-water" drinks.

Personally, I don't have an issue with this approach. People who consume said drinks should be forced to pay $100/drink, they are tossers anyway.

Saturday 19 April 2008

Resolving binge drinking problem

OK, so their has been a lot of press coverage of the "drinking" epidemic sweeping across the country. Rather than the usual solutions, which involve the errosion of citizens rights, restricting access to alcohol and other such draconian measures, I would like to suggest a new novel approach.

Why not mix a sedative in with the alcohol?

That way, when you have too much to drink, you don't get violent, you get sleepy. No more drunken violence and social mischief, rather delicate members of the public will be tip-toeing through a sea of slumbering drunks. No more pub fights, people will instead be cuddled up in the corner enjoying each others body warmth.

What about drink driving? It will be a thing of the past. People will instead be asleep in their cars where they left them, probably collecting parking fines.

An extra side benefit for the drinker, aside from good nights sleep without the tossing and turning, is the ability to sleep right through the hang-over period. If the brewers get the dose right, people will sleep right through that nasty period about 8am in the morning and emerge bright as a button around 4pm. Hooray I say.

I mean, really.