Rice, pig fat (on a stick for ease of digestions), baked salt, cheese and cigarette ash (dripped from a smoke hanging on the lips of some old tarted up hag)
SpiritsWe realise that getting hold of Pig Fat and baked salt can be difficult in Australia and other areas of the world, so we feel a suitable replacement is a Cheese Sausage, which has the added benefit of replacing the cheese as well.
It is commonly believed that this meal has all food groups and meets all international health standards. However, readers should consult their physician before attempting this diet.
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